“I WILL BE BACK”, SAID THE HANDSOME OFFICER
“TO RESCUE YOU AND THEN TO CHAT, BUT
ONLY IF YOU CAN PROVE TO ME YOU ARE SANE!”
AND SHE THOUGHT, TUTT!
THIS CREATURE I MUST REBUFF
BECAUSE PLACED IN A HOSPITAL JAIL
HER LIGHT WOULD DIM AND FAIL
A CALL OUT TO A WOMAN IN DISTRESS
TAKEN BY HER BEAUTY
MADNESS AND LOVE OVERTOOK
HE OVERLOOKED HIS DUTY
HIS HEART KEPT WITHIN ITS CELL
SHE STOLE SHE COULD TELL
BUT SLOWLY SLOWLY IT WAS REVEALED
THAT THE RADIO HE CONCEALED
WAS BECAUSE SIMPLY HE WAS A CROOK
AND WOULDN’T GIVE HER A SECOND LOOK
AND KNOWING SHE WAS CRAZY
NOT INTERESTED IN THIS LADY
CHEATING HE’D NEVER CHOOSE
TO GIVE THIS WOMAN THE GIFT OF SCREWS!
The Optimistic Rhymer 