FAGS

Patches, fake fags and gum

Giving up makes you a nervous one

Like anything habit forming

It now carries a health warning

Your life has to be in that spot

For fags you don’t give a jot

And if determined you really are

You too could be without the tar

Once living without the nicotine lozenge

You’ll be lighter in the pocket

And give your bronchial tubes a rest

You know it really is for the best!