FASHION

What would my pussy say if I dressed him up?

In a little coat with maybe a muff

And I found him a little pink hat

Would he like that?

I think he would say

“Go! Get away!”

With his fur

He’d be hot that’s for sure

If I found him tiny blue booties

This he wouldn’t please

He would throw a dicky fiss

And start to hiss

So I won’t buy him clothes

Because he’s  a cat

And not human

Heaven knows!